An Experiment in Enhanced Performance

At the risk of being accused of over blogging, I felt it incumbent upon me to offer the following: 

With all of this talk of performance enhancing drugs and the controversy over whether or not they make a difference, I propose that we administer massive doses of these drugs free of charge to all bankers, investment portfolio managers and auto manufacturers.

Will these drugs work?  Historically, they haven't worked in October during the baseball playoffs, but, historically, the financial markets tend to suffer in October anyway.  However, we could use the other eleven months of the year to test this theory.

Can it help?

It couldn't hurt.

And these drugs should be offered (at the players option) free of charge to all athletes, regardless of sport, so "leveling the playing field" will no longer be considered a cliche.

And besides, some of these guys could use smaller testicles.